This week’s opening movies look like they offer more of the same. I Love You, Man looks like another crude comedy about asinine men. The unfortunately titled Knowing looks like more supernaturalism. Duplicity looks like an amalgamation of every jaded picture released since Pulp Fiction created the sneering genre, from that influential Nineties movie to Thank You for Smoking and No Country for Old Men. It even stars the king and queen of babbling smart alecks, Clive Owen and Julia Roberts, who have been down this apparently cynical road before (Inside Man, Children of Men, Closer). They’re both capable of good work, so we’ll see whether Duplicity’s appearances are deceiving.
The horror movie The Last House on the Left opened with decent ticket sales, finishing in third place, surviving a round of denunciations for its brutality, including one from box office analyst Steve Mason, who wrote in his weekly report that he refuses to see it. Here’s my response to Steve:
“Why is Last House, which dramatizes vengeance for rape (suggested, not shown) considered unacceptable, while The Changeling with its caged, chained, and chopped up molested boys and sadistic fare such as 300, Sin City, and Pulp Fiction are heralded as brilliant? I don’t even like horror [movies], but I see a double standard in an industry that routinely praises torture (Slumdog Millionaire, No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood).” I don’t understand why Hollywood thinks it’s acceptable to treat only males as subhuman.
Steve replied, saying I have a good point. But he differentiated between what he regards as stylized blood and gore, which he finds tolerable, and scenes depicting a person’s torture, which he does not. Without much competition—it seems everyone knew the unwatchable Watchmen would wipe out in its second week—Race to Witch Mountain opened at the top box office spot.
The nation’s number one movie is a remake of a 1975 pic called Escape to Witch Mountain, which I have managed to avoid. When I was a kid, a movie about a couple of kids on the run from a successful businessman named Aristotle looked stupid. Besides, Kim Richards had to have been the most overexposed child actress in the Seventies. It seemed like she was in everything. Disney is releasing a new DVD of the movie, which I watched, and it’s as stupid as it looks. Poor Ray Milland is imprisoned in a bad script with worse lines as the evil businessman and the kid characters are as likable as a brown paper bag. The DVD includes a techno-trippy video called “Disney Sci-Fi” which is an embarrassment of badly hitched clips without titles and the disc includes the usual round of extras. The studio is also releasing a DVD of the sequel, Return to Witch Mountain, starring Bette Davis.

An older DVD is a better choice—and this one is urgently pertinent to our darkening times. Though available for sale only, The Nazis: A Warning from History is a six-part, 290-minute British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) production that asks: How could a political party as fundamentally evil as the Nazis come to power? Did the Gestapo really impose themselves by terror on an unwilling population? This quality series, which is not perfect, is neither a proper introduction to the subject nor a philosophical examination of the Nazis. But for those who already grasp the roots of National Socialism—altruism, collectivism, and the notion of faith in, and duty to, the state—the series is interesting, if only for the dozens of interviews with Germans, ordinary people and top-ranked Nazis, who openly demonstrate their total acceptance of dictatorship and every idea the Nazis enacted with horrific results.